① 英语情景剧初一(7人组)

A:Hello,What can I do for you?
B:Yes.I want to buy a computer.
A:We have got many kinds of personal computer (个人电脑).This red one is called Kiwi,and it is designed eapecially(尤其是) for student.
B:Where is it made in?
A:It is made in Shenzhen.
B:Is it used widely(广泛)版?
A:Of course,very widely in Beijing.
B:OK.I'll think about(考虑权)it.

② 英语7人小话剧

I have a dream
【音乐起】(舒缓的背景音乐)Everyone has their own dreams,As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ,a miracle happened, I met an angel
(天使出现)音乐起【公映许可背景音乐】
独白:As you can see, I am an angel ,an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【显示图片】(一粒高)
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【显示图片】(办证)
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie?【显示图片】(犀利哥凤姐)
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control?【显示图片】(遥控器)
——What? (参考电影《神奇遥控器》)
——I am not suppose to do this ,but you seem like a good guy 。【显示图片】so I gonna have to just give it to you,Enjoy!【一块半截砖】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
(天使消失)
独白:How could this? I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe(按下按钮)
【上】第一场景:罗密欧与茱丽叶
罗密欧;美女。beauty
朱丽叶;帅哥。handsome
罗密欧;你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱丽叶;你前妻呢?Your ex-wife
罗密欧;服毒自杀了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱丽叶;我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
罗密欧;哦 太好了。看我帅吗?oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱丽叶;让我再想一下啊。let me see
罗密欧;好的,我等你。good, I will wait for you.
朱利叶:呵呵,我想好了,好的,我答应你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
罗密欧:那你和我一起去我家见我爸妈吧!that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱丽叶:没问题!No problem!
到家之后
罗密欧:妈妈,这是我女朋友,朱,mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱丽叶:你好,伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母: 你好,你长的真漂亮!快坐吧,我去给你弄杯喝的!hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink, milk?
朱丽叶:谢谢!sure! thank you!
罗密哦:我的妈很好,对吧?my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱丽叶:真的很好!of course!
牛奶到;
朱丽叶:谢谢。thank you !
朱喝之后昏倒。
罗密欧: Oh! my God,my darling,my love! 三鹿奶粉sanlu! fuck!
【显示图片】【悲伤音乐起】(领导人去世哀悼音乐)
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
第二场景:白马王子与灰姑娘
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【显示图片】皇宫
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是进了皇宫我才知道,原来王子喜欢上网,偷菜,打CF,和芙蓉姐姐聊天,没有时间陪我,于是我决定离开,我登上了一条船,没错,这条船的名字就是泰坦尼克号,在船上我遇见了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【显示图片,音乐起】
【Jack上】泰坦尼克号音乐
Hello, Jack.哈啰,杰克
I changed my mind.我改变主意了
They said you might be...听说你在这里.
Shh.Give me your hand.嘘...把手给我
Now close your eyes.现在闭上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上来
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛闭好,别偷看
I'm not.不会的
Do you trust me?你信任我吗?
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好,张开眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飞!杰克!
要有动作,搞笑点的
正当我们聊天时,泰坦尼克撞上了冰山,船沉了,Jack为了救我牺牲了,伤心的我按下第四个按钮:天啊,赐给我个英雄吧,于是,蜘蛛侠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship,and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【显示图片,音乐起】(紧张节奏音乐)
很快他也爱上我了,但是我发现,他整天救人却没时间陪我,于是我决定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛侠上】(借鉴电影《蜘蛛侠3》
You look beautiful, peonies哥送的不是花,是寂寞! you ok?
M:How beautiful you’re!rose. Time’s gone,my heart will go on. 【音乐起】神秘园 the song from ..
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there’s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I’ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it’s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else!
He’s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
经历这么多的伤心事【音乐起】(海之女神)
我决定找一个可以托付的人结婚,于是我按下最后一个按钮Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音乐起】【图片上】(大话西游
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender虽然我很丑,但是我的心很温柔,不要迷恋哥哥只是一个传说Do not worship me ,i just a legend
对话【显示图片】【音乐起】
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
于是我们步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音乐起】(猪八戒背媳妇)【牧师上】宣誓音乐(结婚进行曲)
正在这时,牛魔王杀到,【音乐起】
当牛魔王把剑刺向我胸口时,我一个翻身掉下了床,呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!

这是我们班刚演过的,关于爱和婚姻的,效果不错(本来是我手写的,打上去就有点错误的地方,可以修改)当然我是导演,编这玩意还真不好弄,尤其是图片和背景音乐(光音乐我就找了三天)要搞笑的,把握住节奏,时间,祝你成功

③ 求英语表演短剧,适合七个人的,小学四年级英语水平的。

购买小新星英语教材《白雪公主》。

④ 谁有7个人表演的英语搞笑剧本

5人英语短剧】复阿拉丁制传说 The Tale of Aladdin

【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧

【The Gifts (礼物)】中英文短剧剧本

【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

灰姑娘的剧本
http://www.jjcdixon.btinternet.co.uk/cinderella.htm

【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan

⑤ 急求一个七人表演的大概十几分钟的英语话剧

Character::杨白劳Y, 喜儿X,王大春(喜儿男朋友),王大婶(王大春的母亲)W, 穆仁智(黄的管家)M,黄世仁H

Part 1:In 杨白劳’home
旁白:(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.(叮咚!叮咚……)
喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!(开门)
杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this?
喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!
杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!
喜: Really? Buys a car?Great!
杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready ?
喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!(门铃再次响起)Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)
王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈,窃窃私语不知所言)
王婶:(走到杨白劳跟前)Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right?
杨:Right,What do you think?
王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out?
杨: Sure!.
王婶: Ok,go?(问杨白劳)
杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
(四人出门 下)
Part 2: In Huang Shiren’ home
黄: (黄世仁上台,气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang Shiren?Tt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Ren coming!
穆:(穆仁智走上来)Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok?
黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)
穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--?(哀求着)
黄: Really does not have!
穆:(拉着黄的手说)You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok?
黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you?(无奈的样子)
穆: You might ask for him!
黄:Asking him?I think he couldn’t give me!
穆:Why? He has contracted the farm, and made many money!
黄:I know! But,he——
穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok?
黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!
穆: Let’s go! (两人出门 下)
Part 3: In enlightens the hall
旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起,四人在舞台上狂欢着)
(一会儿,杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话)
杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--
王婶:(王大婶看见,向杨走过来)Who’s that?
杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.
喜:(停止跳舞,朝这边问)Huang Shiren? Is all right?(杨白老点头示对)
大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!
杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)
(黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前)
黄: Oh! Everyone,Happy New Year!
(大家看了看,没人理睬)
杨:(杨朝黄走了过去)The same to you!(音乐停,其他人也走了过来)
黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright?
杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!(自己先坐下,示意让黄世仁坐,这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下,黄坐到地上了,尴尬的看看大家)
大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!
黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this?(穆仁智扶黄起来)
杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.
黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend?
大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you?
黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)
杨:What’s the mater?
黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is---
杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!
黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok?(乞求的样子)
杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!
黄(抱住杨白老的腿哀求到)Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte……
杨: No money,only a life have!
黄: just a litte……
杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!
黄: (无助地向四处环顾)En----
大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard? Does not have!
黄:(朝喜儿望去)Miss, you help us!help us !ok?(哀求着)
王婶:(和喜儿站一块的王大婶说)What you want to do?
大春:Boils!Go out!(语气非常强烈)
( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿,王大春,王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)
穆:(拉着杨白老的手求到)Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---
杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)
黄:(冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Ren! Mu Ren!Do you know you is my housekeep?
穆:No!Go out!(全部下)

⑥ 有哪些英语经典片段适合七个人表演

英文版的白雪公主就适合7个人演绎。
因为我前段时间在陪孩子去看英回文动漫的时候,答就有一个比较经典的片段,就是白雪公主和7个小矮人的故事,其中的一个片段就是白雪公主和7个小矮人生活在一起的时候之间的对话。
当孩子看到这个动漫的时候,觉得特别有意思,而且还在模仿7个小矮人的台词,这对孩子的英语口语有很大的帮助。

⑦ 有什么英语话剧比较简单,带点幽默,适合七个人表演的

《唐伯虎点秋香》
人物:唐伯虎(说话声音温柔),秋香,秋香母(高大的男生反串,学女人腔),旁白,配乐(自己会吹笛子,最好还会弹吉他),一个观众托儿,儿童甲,儿童乙,唐伯虎跟班(男生,东北口音))
(配乐先上场,用笛子吹奏《myheartwillgoon》,吹完前奏后,旁白上场,边吹,旁白边说)
旁白:亲爱的观众-朋友们,你可曾听过那凄美感人,浪漫柔情,令人心旷神怡,怎么听都听不够的唐伯虎点秋香的故事?什么,你们听过?(面向观众,带吃惊的表情,音乐停,接着按原来平和语调说,音乐起)那就对了,你们以前听的都是经过人工修饰的,我这回给你们讲一个原汁原味的不经过任何雕琢的唐伯虎点秋香的故事。故事发生在距今好几百年以前,有个通过全村人民举手表决产生的江南四大才子之首,唐伯虎同志。(下,用手引上唐伯虎)
(唐和跟班上)
唐:(摇扇而上)桃花坞里桃花庵,桃花庵里桃花仙;桃花仙人种桃树,又摘桃花换酒钱。酒醒只在花前坐,酒醉还来花下眠;半醉半醒日复日,花开花落年复年。我就是神武英名盖世无双,人见人爱,花见花开,车见车爆胎,智慧与美貌并重,英雄与侠义的化身,唐伯虎。我不仅谈吐风雅,而且品质优良,堪称新时代的……
跟班:米饭。
唐:嗯?
跟班:哦,不,模范。嘿嘿,(一下唐伯虎听到前半句的时候都很高兴,听到后半句的时候都很气愤)如果说俺们少爷有才那得受罚的话呢,那他可就得千刀万刮啊;如果说俺们少爷有德那是犯罪的话呢,那他可就是罪恶滔天啊;如果说俺们少爷帅那是造孽的话呢,那他可就是得天打雷劈啊。
唐:你小子还敢说,我揍你。
跟班:嘿嘿,爷,皇历上说你今天有桃花运?
唐:你小子扯啥玩意儿,怎么能说我今天有桃花运呢?你说我哪天没桃花运啊?
(下)
旁白:一天,唐伯虎邂逅了绝代佳人秋香同志,那时候,秋香刚替老夫人从超市发买东西回来,途中路遇一甲一乙两个儿童拦路抢劫。
(秋香手拿一大包卷纸上,儿童甲乙从另一侧上,甲戴着向后的帽子,乙手里拄单拐)
甲, 乙:呔,此树是我栽,此路是我开,要想从此过,留下买路财!
秋香:那小女子把东西给你们,你们就放我走么?
(秋香把东西给甲、乙)
(乙刚欲走,甲拉住乙)
甲:等……等会儿,我……我要先劫……劫个色。
(唐伯虎突然从秋香侧跳出)
唐:葵花点穴手!
(甲, 乙定住)
唐:同志,最近看新闻不?就是不看新闻,听听广播,看看报纸也能知道呀,党教育我们要以团结互助为荣,以损人利己为耻;以遵纪守法为荣,以违法乱纪为耻。我最看不起你们这些抢女人东西的人了,一点技术含量都没有,改革开放这么多年了,怎么你们连台词都没变,真是悲哀啊。(指着乙),你看看你,明明腿脚不好,还出来随便走动,就你这样也出来抢劫,万一警察叔叔来抓你,你连跑都跑不懂哩。(指着甲),还有你,你瞧瞧你,穿得这么少,万一冻着怎么办,你就是不考虑你自己,也得考虑考虑生你养你的父母不是?明白了就眨眨眼睛。葵花解穴手。
甲,乙:哎呀,大哥,你可别说了,敢情你们姓唐的都这么能白霍啊。您跟唐僧是一个妈生的吧,小弟们再也不敢了,真是磨及死人不偿命啊。
跟班:说啥呢,排山倒海!
(甲, 乙下)
秋香:刚才若不是公子搭救,恐怕我就……
唐:姑娘你太客气了。
秋香:公子相貌仪表堂堂,敢问公子尊姓大名?
唐:在下姓唐,名伯虎。姑娘如何称呼?
秋香:叫我秋香好了。
唐:那请允许我送姑娘回家吧。
秋香:那就有劳公子了。
(旁白边说,伯虎,秋香边在台上走来走去,装作聊天,跟班在后面跟着,手里拿一个大号的灯泡,配乐用吉他弹奏爱的罗曼史)
旁白:唐伯虎见到秋香的时候,那真是豁然开朗,腰不酸了,腿不痛了,就连求婚也有劲了。
秋香:公子,我家到了。
伯虎:真是不巧,又到了分别的时候了。以后常联系吧,一定要给我发短信哦。我是动感地带用户,我的地盘,我做主!
秋香:我是联通用户,地上地下均覆盖!回见。
(秋香下,伯虎还在愣神,看着秋香离去的方向)
跟班:秋香姐姐一回头。
伯虎:泰森改打乒乓球。
跟班:秋香姐姐二回头。
伯虎:杨过爱上李莫仇。
跟班:秋香姐姐三回头。
伯虎:和尚从此用飘柔。嘿,你小子耍我啊!
(下)
旁白:若干天后,秋香府要为秋香选婿,至于应征者嘛,那还是很多的。
(秋香与秋母同上)
秋母:那怎么能叫很多呢。
秋香:那是相当多了。妈咪,你说我们今天出个什么题目来难为一下应征者呢?
秋母:哈哈哈哈哈,香啊,这你不用担心,为母自有妙招。
(唐与跟班上)
跟班:少爷,我刚才去现场看了一下,只见台下黑压压一片,光看见头发,连脑袋都看不见了,这秋香的铁丝还真不少啊!
伯虎:啥叫铁丝?
跟班:铁杆粉丝呗,咋那没文化呢!听说秋香她妈老猛了,(秋母在后面显示肌肉)追秋香的人,不是断胳膊,就是少腿,甚至还有(用手当刀,比划伯虎的身下)。
伯虎:嘿嘿嘿嘿,看来今天得要使一点小手段了,咱俩一块儿去,你先去,表现得差点儿,然后我再去。这叫以差衬好,更显其好。
跟班:这不公平,It’sunfair.
伯虎:哇,有没有搞错,我是你老板诶,你该听我的,这叫对比,事成之后,我请你去万秀园五层吃饭!
跟班:嘿,这地方还真没去过,那好吧,我就为爷牺牲一回吧。照顾好我七舅老爷,那我就学范伟吧,傻不啦跻的。
秋香:38号!
(跟班来到秋母面前,傻笑,秋母绕跟班转一圈)
秋香:你有IQ吗,你就来应征?
跟班:I……IQ是啥玩意儿。
秋母:告诉你你也不懂。
跟班:你……你把密码告……告诉我……我就能用。
秋母:告……告诉你……你也用不了。
跟班:你……
秋母:算了,跟你说话太费事。请听题(左臂向前伸,握拳),说说“八荣八耻”的内容是什么?
跟班:啥“八荣八耻”啊?
秋母:那你说说三个代表。
跟班:三个代表,八荣八耻,三?八?
秋母:巴戈雅路,就这素质也敢来应征,回去吧你!
跟班:嘿嘿,夫人,这不是开个小玩笑吗,您听好了啊,(拿出快板)东方红、太阳升,祖国腾飞似巨龙;城乡经济大发展,和谐社会乐融融。民族团结如磐石,统一祖国要坚持;热爱祖国最光荣,危害祖国最可耻。爱祖国、爱人民,为人服务要热情;多给集体作好事,常为社会献爱心。服务人民最光荣,背离人民最可耻。迷信除、邪教止,从小执着求真知;崇尚科学最光荣,愚昧无知最可耻。同学间、要和气,就像姐妹与兄弟;遇到难题大家帮,有了困难齐出力。团结互助最光荣,损人利己最可耻。舍利取义立大志,犯了错误不掩饰;诚实守信最光荣,见利忘义最可耻。在学校、守纪律,学生守则要牢记;学法规、守法纪,法制社会齐出力。违反纪律要处置,触犯法律要惩治;遵纪守法最光荣,违法乱纪最可耻。艰苦奋斗是传统,勤俭节约莫放松;从小养成好习惯,长大报国记心中。铺张浪费要抵制,贪图享受当禁止;艰苦奋斗最光荣,骄奢淫逸最可耻。夫人,咋样?
秋母:好,就要你了!
跟班:嘿嘿,少爷,少爷,就要我了。
唐:嘿,你小子,不是让你表现得差点吗?你干嘛表现那么好,伯虎很生气,后果很严重。(跺脚)
跟班:麻了没?
唐:麻了。
秋香:妈,她咋麻了呢?
秋母:废话,你跺你也麻!没事儿,走两步!
唐:走什么走,我来了,你有什么问题尽管放马过来!
秋母:听说你唐伯虎才高八斗,学富古今。我倒要考考你,说说“山外青山楼外楼”的下一句。
唐:西湖歌舞几时休。
秋母:英吉利海峡的全长是……
唐:35公里。
秋母:一只青蛙1张嘴,两只眼睛,四条腿,那243只青蛙呢?
唐:243只青蛙243张嘴,486只眼睛,972条腿。
秋母:中国哪位古人跑得最快?
唐:曹操。
跟班:爷,为啥呀?
唐:说曹操曹操就到嘛!
秋母:男人知道太多了没好处,不过,我可以测试一下你是不是居家好男人,那你说说粉蒸肉的做法。
唐:粉……粉……粉蒸肉?幸好我爱吃,您听好了。我们可以把糖,盐,淀粉三者混合,加点三黄料酒。三勺葱姜面儿,将蒜剁碎后,加入猪肉凉一下后,放在火上蒸一下。(快速说)
秋母:小白脸,一看就不踏实,不是我喜欢的类型。你回去吧你。
秋香:妈,你还没问八荣八耻呢。
秋母:那好吧,再给你一次机会,你说说“八荣八耻”的内容。
唐:哈哈哈哈,幸好我早有准备,comeonbaby!(以下与跟班边表演边做动作)
我拍一,我拍一,八荣八耻要牢记;
你拍二,我拍二,危害祖国遭唾弃;
你拍三,我拍三,服务人民记心间;
你拍四,我拍四,愚昧无知大白痴;
你拍五,我拍五,好逸恶劳小肥猪;
你拍六,我拍六,损人利己真害羞;
你拍七,我拍七,崇尚科学属第一;
你拍八,我拍八,违法乱纪就得抓;
你拍九,我拍九,骄奢淫逸是混球;
你拍十,我拍十,知耻知辱不变质!乘龙快婿我是不是?(跟班托住伯虎,伯虎展开手臂对着秋母)
秋母:滚!幼稚!给我下去!而且长得还珂碜了点儿,佩我们家如花还凑合。
唐:terrible!(晕倒,被跟班扶下去)
(秋香做生气状拉秋母的胳膊)
秋母:初恋嘛,根本就不懂爱情,下一个!
旁白:但是伯虎和秋香一见钟情,那爱呀,它奏是如同滔滔江水,连绵不绝,那感觉呀,就像是被丘比特猛亥了两板砖。秋母把秋香软禁了起来,不让她与伯虎想见,秋香整日是泣涕涟涟啊。(秋香和秋母表演被关起来的动作)
(秋香大哭,伯虎,跟班上,秋母在台中央装熟睡姿势)
伯虎:不行,我要去救她,我仿佛听见了她悲惨的哭泣。
跟班:哎呀,那秋香姐的哭声有那么大吗?
伯虎:你不懂。
跟班:听说秋香她妈可不讲理啊,万一失败了可咋整啊。
伯虎(面向观众):失败只是一种心理状态,其余什么也不是。电视机前高考失利的小朋友们,伯虎以亲身经历告诉你们,心若在,梦就在,条条大陆通秋香她家。大不了,从头再来!
跟班:爷,您要这么说,那您可真是纯爷们。
伯虎:别整那没用的,照顾好我七舅老爷和他三外甥女。我去也!
旁白:唐伯虎冒着被三大恶人围堵的危险,偷来了秋母的钥匙,来到了秋香门前。
伯虎:秋香,伯虎来到你门前,请你睁开眼,看我多可怜。今天的你我还能否重复昨天的故事,我这个破手机还能否受到你的讯息。唉?怎么没动静呀,秋香妹子,你不会是自杀了吧。(砸门)
秋香:慢着,是谁在外面?暗号,地振高冈一派西山千古秀。
伯虎:门超大海三河河水万年流。
秋香:学风严谨。
伯虎:崇尚实践!
秋香:虎啊,是你呀!
伯虎:(配乐用笛子吹奏《dyinginthesun》或《辛德勒的名单》的主题曲)香啊,是我啊!秋香妹子,其实我们的感情是有缘无份的,曾经有一份真挚的感情摆在我面前,我没有去珍惜,直到今天我才后悔莫及,如果老天爷给我再来一次的机会的话,俺要对那小姑娘说,俺稀罕你,如果非要俺再这份感情上给个准信儿的话,俺希望是,贼拉多年!学了泰勒公式,我才知道什么是麻烦;学了傅立叶级数,我才知道什么是相当麻烦;知道遇见了你,我才知道什么是想和一个人永远在一起。秋风吹在我的脸庞,那飘舞的落叶啊,叫我无何不想你。海浪痛痛地击打着我的心扉,大海啊,如果我们再也不能见面。那就请将我吞噬吧,让今天成为我们将来永远的回忆。
秋母:哎呀妈呀,太感人了。伯虎,你真是纯爷们儿啊!好吧,看来你经得住考验,我同意你们在一起了。我选择(男音),我喜欢。(女音,手指指脸,做害羞状)
伯虎:苍天啊,大地啊,是哪位天使大妈开眼了!小强啊(道具乌龟拎起),你终于有女主人了!(追着秋香跑)
秋香:噢,我的主啊!
(所有人一起上)
旁白:后来唐伯虎和秋香过上了美满幸福的生活。
秋母:那怎么能叫美满幸福呢。
众人:那是相当美满幸福了!
旁白:好了,观众朋友们,我们今天的节目到此就全部结束了。我们今天有奖竞猜的题目是,唐伯虎他到底姓什么呢?知道的朋友们可以发送手机短信到……
观众托:姓唐!
旁白:恭喜你,都会抢答了。我们今天有奖竞猜的奖品是……
秋母:我的签名写真一张。
(众人做恶心状)
旁白:观众朋友们,我们明天同一时间再会!

武林外传之外传

惠兰(表情严肃,不屑):李大嘴,你要是没有两千两纹银,就休想娶我!(转身离去)
大嘴(欲追,但无奈人走远):惠兰,惠兰,你等等……

幕启
第一场:清晨。同福客栈内。秀才用电脑算帐,小郭拿扫帚扫地。
秀才(边点鼠标边摇头晃脑吟诵):希奇希奇真希奇,世上竟有计算机,鼠标轻轻点一点,收支结余不用急。(乐得蹦高)
小米(手持报纸走进客栈):江湖小报,新闻头号!
大嘴(听闻,跑出):啥呀啥呀?咱们这又出啥新鲜事啦?
小米(随大嘴走出客栈,边念报):横扫西凉河,风靡七侠镇,势比禽流感的非典型性(大嘴惊讶状)网络游戏——武林外传,开始公测。
大嘴(一脸不屑):唉呀妈呀,我寻思啥玩意呢,就一破游戏至于吗?
小郭(扫着地过来,指小米):左脚、右脚、棍!
小米(撇嘴走):切,乞丐也是有尊严的,不想挣钱拉倒!
大嘴(急转身追出去):游戏咋还能挣钱呢?
小米(神秘兮兮凑近):据可靠人士透露,网游《武林外传》将于30天后进行全国PK,初赛地点就是咱们七侠镇,要是在决赛中得了奖,奖金这个数!(竖起俩手指头)
大嘴:20两?
小米:两千两!
大嘴(想象中):妈呀(楞),要有了两千两银子,我就能娶惠兰了……我,我这就练去!(跑下)
小米(敲个破碗下)
第二场:上午。客栈内。秀才和小郭正卿卿我我。大嘴在柜台前面学摸电脑。
秀才:芙妹……
小郭:侯哥……
秀才:芙妹……
大嘴:秀才,你这电脑让我玩会!
秀才没听到,继续和小郭缠绵。大嘴拿走电脑,开始玩游戏。老白从外面回来。
老白(站在大嘴身后):你这盯盯的瞅啥呢啊?看美女呢啊?
大嘴:要看美女用这个?直接看俺家惠兰就完了。
老白(边倒水边问):那这是啥玩意啊?
大嘴:我这儿玩游戏呢,《武林外传》。
老白(一口水喷出来):哎呀妈呀,武林外传都出网游啦?!

此时,湘玉下楼,看到小郭和秀才。
湘玉:开工啦!
小郭:真是的,人家就休息了那么一小会儿嘛!
小郭走至桌边,见大嘴正用电脑,好奇过去(张望状)。
小郭:咦?大嘴,你在玩什么啊?
大嘴:武林外传。
小郭:我往外转?(转出去)
大嘴:你啥听力啊?给我急的一脑门子汗!是武—林—外—传!
小郭(委屈地):往外转就往外转呗!吼什么吼嘛!(走开)

第三场:中午。客栈内。
湘玉:秀才,把这两天的帐给我看一下。
秀才:帐,所谓帐,子曾经曰过……
湘玉:别曰曰了,交帐!
秀才(紧张指屋内):掌柜的……电脑……大嘴……网游……帐……
湘玉:你确定一定以及……
小郭:以及肯定。
秀才:我不否认否决以及否定。
湘玉走进屋内,秀才小郭紧随其后。大嘴正酣战。
秀才(小声):大嘴……
大嘴(不耐烦):有话快说,有那啥快放。
秀才:掌柜的……(说完闪一边去)
湘玉:李大嘴,你还想不想让我们吃饭了?
大嘴:掌柜的你等会,我马上就升级了。
湘玉(生气地):生鸡?还生鸭呢?
这时老白进来。
小郭:哎呀掌柜的,就让大嘴玩一会吧。你看都21世纪了,火车都改成头文字D了,还不许大嘴在网上与MM谈天说地了?
湘玉(瞪小郭):小郭,小蝈蝈,还不快去扫地!
老邢进。
老邢:大家都好吗?(看到大嘴不动)这大嘴今天是怎么了?怎么一动不动腻?影响市容哇,俺的亲娘啊,不会是让老白给点了吧。
湘玉:展堂,你啥时候点的他?
老白:我啥时候也没点他啊。
此时只听鼠标声“卡登卡登”。一伙人面面相觑。
老邢:有杀气。
老白:难道是传说中的“隔空打穴”?
湘玉:这“隔空打穴”除了你娘和公孙乌龙没有第三个人会,公孙乌龙已死,你娘远在京城,这到底是咋回事?
小郭(发抖):不会是公孙乌龙的鬼魂来寻仇了吧……
秀才:不要怕芙妹,我保护你……
老邢(亮刀,客人跑):何人在此,报上名来,给我个存在的理由先!
湘玉(追):银子~~~
大嘴:你们脑袋上那俩窟窿都是管出气的啊?这不是鼠标声吗?
众大悟。纷纷释然。
湘玉(摔抹布指大嘴):李大嘴,你有完没完,一天没做菜了这店还开不开了?别老虎不发威拿我当HELLOKITTY!
大嘴不动。神色茫然。
小郭:饿死饿死饿死人家了拉!
老白、秀才、小郭(老白领唱,秀才小郭配唱):康桑啊咪哒MUSIC~~~(响指)手里捧着窝窝头~~~窝窝头~~~菜里没有一滴油~~~一滴油~~~

第四场:清晨。众在厨房议事。围成圈圈。
湘玉:大嘴这样下去不行,大家有什么办法尽管说出来,行之有效的话月钱加一两。
小郭:真滴哦?
湘玉:如果办法不成功扣二两,并罚倒一个星期马桶。
此时无双,老邢,小六到。
湘玉(欲哭):老邢,小六,无双~~~
老邢(扶住湘玉):现场在哪?尸体在哪?人证物证暂住证?!
无双(举手):掌柜的,我有办法,很有效的哦!
老邢(手势):我看好你哦!

无双入室。只见大嘴边玩边拿壶倒水。
无双(立马按住大嘴):放着我来!(倒水后递给大嘴,大嘴喝下继续)
无双:大嘴哥哥,你看你衣服都破了,快让我给你补补。(拽衣服,大嘴往回拽)
无双:大嘴哥哥,你玩了两天两夜是不是饿了,我去给你热几个包子哦!(拿包子给大嘴,大嘴抓起来啃。继续。无双见大嘴不理她,眼中含泪)
大嘴(抬头):你要没啥事就走吧,别耽误我玩游戏。
无双扔下碗,甩了甩了走人。
大嘴:江湖不相信眼泪。

老邢小六入室。
小六:谁敢欺负无双,无双是本捕头的人!
老邢:你看看你现在这个样子,你对的起你爹你娘对的起少先队团组织人民群众共产党还是对得起国营养猪场?
小六:姓嘛叫嘛从哪来到哪去家里几口人人均几亩地地里几头牛,说~~~说说说说说说(大嘴没反映,小六拔刀)照顾好我七舅老爷和三外甥女!(把刀架在大嘴脖子上)
大嘴:有本事你就砍,来来来,有胆照这砍。
小六(挥刀乱舞):嗷~~~师傅,我手指头破了……
小六对眼,晕血,老邢把小六拖出去

秀才入室。坐在大嘴旁边。
秀才:子曾经曰过:富贵不能淫,贫贱不能移,威武不能屈。Tobeornottobe,itisaquestion。人最宝贵的是生命,人的生命只有一次……
大嘴:思想有多远,你就滚多远!(踹,秀才连滚带爬跑出去)

小郭入室。
小郭:喂喂喂,大嘴李秀莲先生,你干什么干什么干什么啊?看你把侯哥踹成那个样子啊,鼻青脸肿口歪眼斜腰酸背痛腿抽筋走路没劲出虚汗,有没有点人性啊你还?
大嘴(双节棍):什么该什么该,我打开任督二脉!
小郭:李大嘴——排山倒——!
大嘴(举玄铁菜刀):郭芙蓉——
小郭:嗨罗嗨罗嗨~~~
大嘴继续,小郭抱头下蹲。
小郭:老白老白老白!

老白入室。
老白:干啥干啥干啥呢,把刀放下!大嘴啊,我吃的盐比你吃的米还多呢!
大嘴:那是你口重。
老白:我过的桥比你走的路还多呢!
大嘴:那是我懒得动!
老白(唱):怎么忍心怪你犯了错,是我给你自由过了火……
大嘴:老白,还是你懂我啊!

湘玉(摔抹布欲哭):饿的神啊,这店算没法开了!
秀才:ONETWOTHREEACTION!
湘玉:饿从一开始就不应该嫁到这个地方来,饿要是不嫁到这个地方来饿的夫君也不会死,饿的夫君要是不死饿也不会落到这个悲惨的境地……

第五场:下午。屋内。小贝玩回来。
小贝:大嘴叔叔,你还欠我一串糖葫芦呢!
大嘴:小贝先自己玩,等以后叔叔有时间再给你买,啊!
小贝:你都欠我多长时间了?你又不懂电脑,装什么秀才啊?跟人学长白毛!
大嘴:小破孩,没看你大嘴叔叔在这网游呢啊?
小贝:你再玩也是个菜鸟,刚才我看小米的江湖小报了,有平谷一点红和泰山石敢当在,那奖金你肯定得不着。快给我买糖葫芦!(拔电源)
大嘴:哎这倒霉孩子!
小贝:我要糖葫芦!
大嘴:靠边靠边!(想插电源,一抬手把椅子碰倒,椅子砸向小贝)
小贝:嫂子~~~~大嘴欺负我~~~~
湘玉闻声赶来,小贝倒在地上。
小贝:(狼嚎)嫂子~~~(严肃快说)我向大嘴叔叔要糖葫芦,他不理我,我把电脑电源拔了,他就拿椅子砸我,我胳膊疼~~~~(狼嚎)嫂子~~~~~
湘玉:李大嘴!为了个破游戏你竟然敢砸小贝!
大嘴:掌柜的,我不是……
湘玉:什么不是!借口理由狡辩偷换概念!从今天起,扣发三个月月钱,五一十一假期取消,小贝医药费零花钱全部由你出!
大嘴:贝啊,叔不是故意的啊,叔就是想挣两千两银子啊!
老白:大嘴,你起早贪黑打网游,身体累倒了菜也不炒了两千两银子还不道上哪找呢你图啥啊,你以为你这样惠兰就能嫁给你啊?
小米(持小报):江湖小报,新闻头号,由于武林外传经营不善股票下跌比赛取消,江湖人士纷纷改玩魔兽,30天后全国PK,奖金两万两!
大嘴(狂愣,晕,拿菜刀):掌柜的,我还是做菜去吧。

⑧ 大学英语情景剧,要6到7个人的 短小一点 大约5,6分钟就可以

可以的参考下老友记

⑨ 急需一部英文话剧 7个人的最好 越简单越好 用来上课表演的!!!!!!

Summary:
Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruitsoldiers.Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission,Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater. During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.
Scene I
Narrator:Long time age, ther was a war in China.....
德首:Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.
土酋:Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land.
土酋:We just get our land back.
德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.
土酋:Attack!
德首 Fire! Kill them all.
德首:Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you.
路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do?
陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on.Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.
使者:Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat?
Pat:Yes.
使者:O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang.
This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.
Mulan:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,
Pat:Nothing....
Mulan:Look!
Pat: What......
Mulan:My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do?
路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do?
Mulan:What can I do?
Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father.
Mulan:But I'm a girl.
Voice:Why not? You look like a man.
Mulan:Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country.
Scene II
Narrator:
Mulan began her life in the army.
报到
士兵:Hey, don't cut in. Line up.
士兵:Attention! This is our general, Li Shang.
Li Shang:I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s.
士兵:The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, alt video."
Li Shang:The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand?
士兵:Yes!
Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed.
士兵领队:Soldiers, follow me!
士兵:嘿咻.....
Mulan
士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time?
士兵:You are a sissy boy.-------众:Sissy boy.
士兵:Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him?
众: Ha, ha, ha!
Li Shang:Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat!
Li Shang:Are you O.K.?
Mulan:I'm all right.
Li Shang:to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.
Mulan:He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him.
士兵: Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner.
士兵:Oh....food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away!
Li Shang:唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects
Li Shang:This is for you.
Mulan:Thank you. Sir!
Li Shang:Go and eat there.
Mulan:He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.
(士兵举重比赛)
Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups.
Narrator:After a few months of hard training........
罗卜兵:Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again.
Li Shang:What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight.
兵:Fight!
Mulan:Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys?
罗卜兵:They....are...fighting!
Mulan:What!--Guys! Wait for me!
Scene III
Li Shang:Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang.
土酋:I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one
more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.
Li Shang:Ha! You talk too much, you ugly barbarian.Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.
土酋:You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible!
Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.
土酋: Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear
us and kill us all? You are dreaming.
Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire!
土酋: My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender?
Li Shang:Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn surrender.
Mulan:Are youall right?
土酋:Do you look down upon me? Ge him! Get him now!
土酋:It...it is impossible.
Mulan:Li, I'm sorry.
Li Shang:Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay?
Mulan:No. In fact, I am a girl.
Li Shang:According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier. What you
have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that?
Mulan:I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.
Li Shang:Hum.....I'll try to save you.
陛下:My brave soldiers. Congraations! We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang. You deserve a good reward. Come ahead, my hero! Tell me what you want.
Li Shang:I want nothing except the soldier's life. She is a girl, butshe has saved us and the whole country.
陛下:She is heroine. Oh, I just can't wait to see her.
Li Shang:This is her. She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law.
陛下:Why should I kill her? She has beome a good example for our people. I should reward her instead of killing her.
Mulan:Thank you, your majesty.
Li Shang:Though this is a sudden proposal, would you mary me?
Mulan:I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask
my father first. will you go to my hometown with me?
Li Shang:Of course, dear.
Mulan:Let's go.
Mulan: Father, I'm back.
Pat:Mulan, it's really you?
Mulan:Yes, it's a long time.
Kid:Sis, we are missing you everyday.
Mulan:Oh, my brother. You are grown up.
Pat:Who is the gentleman?
Mulan:This is General Li.
Li Shang:Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter?
Pat:Of course. When are you going to get married?
Li Shang:
Pat: How soon?
Li Shang:How about now?
众:Great!
The End

⑩ 英语话剧表演剧本 7个人 中英翻译

PPT英文话剧——Cinderella 灰姑娘【八人六幕剧】其中一人为旁白,可根据实际需要去掉旁白,则变成七人剧本。

角色分配:

•Cinderella
•Prince Edward
•Fairy Godmother
•Stepsister
•Stepmother
•Soldier
•Host
•Reader(旁白)
幕剧安排:
• The scene one: at Cinderella’s house
• The scene two: in the kitchen
• The scene three: in the palace
• The scene four: at Cinderella’s house
• The scene five: at Cinderella’s house
• The scene six: in the palace

PPT文件在 豆丁网 Cinderella 。注意在搜索框输入Cinderella ,再点PPT。搜索的第二个,封面是蓝色的。台词很少,抄下就行了,分配好角色后,每个人抄下自己的对白就可以了。